Kyra-ism

(fake sneezing sounds coming from the other room)
Enter Kyra stage right.

Kyra: Mom, my sneeze is broken.
Mom: I'm sorry. (Completely confused as to what that means)
Kyra: (continues to fake sneeze in order to get her sneezes to work again and walks away.)

A few days later...

Kyra: (a real sneeze noise. Kyra comes running towards me.)
Kyra: My sneeze is not broken! My sneeze is not broken!
Mom: That's great, honey!